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<<set $dayfinished to "false">>
<html>
<img id="cloud" src="images/cloud_rain.gif">
<h1 id="page_title" class="cloud_t">ANOTHER DAY</h1>
<div id="containercloud" class="text"> It's 8:15am and still dark. You leave the station and push your way through the freezing rain and bustling crowds.The trains were packed today, but the office is still quiet when you arrive. You shake yourself dry.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="cloudb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee|Kitchen]]</div></div><br>
<<set $caffienated to 1>><<set $breaks to 1>><html>
<img id="coffee_mug" src="images/coffee_b.gif"><h1 id="page_title" class="kitchen_t">The Kitchen</h1> <div id="containerkitchen" class="text">
You walk up to the kitchen without passing anyone. The new coffee machine whirrs and pours your first cup of the day. As you head to your desk you see a man in a toolbelt exit down the stairwell.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="kitchenb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check the visitor log|Reception]]</div><div id="container2" class="kitchenb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Go to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<if $completedtasks gte 1>>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/desk.gif">
<h1 id="page_desk2">Your Desk</h1>
<div id="containerdesk2" class="text">
You ease back into your trusty chair. Your lumbar is supported. It's that time again.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrappertop"><div id="onebutton" class="ndesk_b2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your open service tickets]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="ndesk_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your emails]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="ndesk_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Take a break]]</div></div>
<<elseif $breaks gte 7>>
<html>
<img id="email99" src="images/email-2.png">
<h1 id="page_final">End of the Day</h1>
<div id="containerfinal" class="text">
Some days you're just on fire. There's no challenge too great, no problem too complex for your formidable intellect - it reminds you why you got into this gig in the first place.<br>
As you stare at the mess of YouTube videos and social media peppered across your desktop, you realise today is not one of those days.<br>
Your inbox is wheezing and your ticket queue stretches for miles. You didn't get a whole bunch done today, but you sure did read a lot of the internet.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="finalb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="set530();">[[Try again tomorrow]]</div></div>
<<else>>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/desk.gif">
<h1 id="page_desk" class="desk_t">Your Desk</h1>
<div id="containerdesk" class="text">
Your computer flickers to life, and you face one of the hardest decisions of the day.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrappertop"><div id="onebutton" class="desk_b2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your open service tickets]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="desk_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your emails]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="desk_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Take a break]]</div></div>
<<endif>>
<html>
<img id="reception" src="images/reception.gif">
<h1 id="page_reception">Reception</h1>
<div id="containerreception" class="smalltext">
You head down to reception and flip open the visitor log. The last entry reads "Andrew Jones" at 16:30 yesterday.<br>
"Julie, are we having some work done in the office today?" you say, without looking up.<br>
<i>"Uhhh, I'm not sure...let me check..."</i><br>
That's not Julie. Where's Julie? <br>
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper" class="reception_b"><div id="container1" class="receptb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Ask about strange workman]]</div><div id="receptb" class="receptb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Ask about Not-Julie]]</div></div><<if $dayfinished is "true">>
<html>
<img id="safeuse" src="images/policy.png">
<h1 id="page_safeuse">Check Your Emails</h1>
<div id="containersafe" class="text">
It's getting late and there's nothing major left to do. Now's probably a good time to redistribute that safe use policy.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="safeb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Send an angry company-wide email]]</div><div id="container2" class="safeb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Send a nice company-wide email]]</div></div>
<<elseif $brianfixed is "true" and $sallyfixed is "true" and $dayfinished is "false">>
<html>
<img id="screen" src="images/tickets.gif">
<h1 id="page_policy">Check Your Emails</h1>
<div id="containerpolicy" class="text">
It's getting late and your inbox is slowing down. Probably time for a ticket or two before the day's out.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="policyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your open service tickets]]</div></div>
<<elseif $brianfixed is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/desk.png">
<h1 id="page_desk3">Check Your Emails</h1>
<div id="containerdesk3" class="text">
They didn't mention how often you'd be fishing food out of DVD drives in the job description, but here you are.<br>
You peruse some invitations to lonely-sounding webinars before you remember the suspicious attachment recieved by Accounts.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="deskb3 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Call Accounts]]</div></div>
<<elseif $sallyfixed is "true">><html>
<img id="sos" src="images/sos.gif">
<h1 id="page_sos">Check Your Emails</h1> <div id="containersos" class="ticketstext">After this morning's catastrophe your emails have calmed down a bit. Now's probably a good time to remind everyone of the safe use policy for emails. Maybe look into some new secure gateways.
Oh, and there's still Brian's emergency.
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="sosb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Go see Brian|Brian's Office]]</div></div>
<<else>>
<html>
<img id="email" src="images/email.gif">
<h1 id="page_email">Check Your Emails</h1>
<div id="containeremail" class="emailtext">
One day, the emails will stop. You'll sit back and think <i>'I did it. I finished the emails.'</i> But it's not today.<br>
You work through the meeting requests and long-winded email chains until you see a request from Accounts asking you to verify an unusual attachment.<br>
Then your phone buzzes with a text from the Sales Manager, Brian, upstairs: "999 SOS COME RIGHT NOW"
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="emailb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Call Accounts]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="emailb email2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Go see Brian|Brian's Office]]</div></div>
<<endif>>
<<set $completedtasks += 1>>
<<set $brianfixed to "true">><html><img id="rice" src="images/rice.png"><h1 id="page_rice">Brian's Office</h1> <div id="containerrice" class="text">
You race upstairs to Brian's desk. It's filthy and he's eating something loud.<br>
"What's the emergency?!"<br>
Brian just points at his blank screen, headphones still in.<br>
You wearily plug the cable back in and wonder what crucial work Brian thought he lost. Then you step back and see his "Worst Sporting Injuries" compilation spring back to life.<br>
And that's when you see it. Rice crackers. A stack of them.<br>
A stack of rice crackers in Brian's DVD tray.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="riceb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Rice Cakes aren't Windows compatible]]</div><div id="container1" class="riceb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[SERIOUSLY, BRIAN?]]</div></div>
<<set $completedtasks += 1>>
<<set $sallyfixed to "true">>
<html>
<img id="zipfile" src="images/zip.gif">
<h1 id="page_accounts">Call Accounts</h1>
<div id="containeraccounts" class="ticketstext">
Sally picks up the phone as you pull up her email.
<i>"Hey, thanks for calling - actually everything's OK. This invoice came in a...'dot E-X-E file'? Anyway, Tim's showing me how to open it, he's good with this stuff."</i><br>
You freeze. You taste copper.<br>
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class=" accountsb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Just disable Sally's account already|Disable Sally's account]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="accountsb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Go to Sally's desk and explain the situation|Sally's desk]]</div></div>
<<set $angry += 1>>
<html>
<img id="reset" src="images/reset.png">
<h1 id="page_reset">Disable Sally's Account</h1>
<div id="containerreset" class="italics">
click<br>
</div>
<div id="containerreset" class="ticketstext">
You wrote checklists. You ran workshops. You even mandated security guidelines as desktop wallpapers. There's just no getting through to some users.<br>
And now you get to spend an hour rebuilding Sally's desktop. Don't you just love this job sometimes?
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="resetb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<set $nice += 1>>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/sally.gif">
<h1 id="page_sally">Sally's Desk</h1>
<div id="containersally" class="text">
You sprint to Sally's desk and rip the ethernet cable from her computer. You take the mouse from Tim, minimise the open windows and point at where the company-mandated wallpaper should be.<br>
"What does that say, Sally?"<br>
<i>"...'Hang in there, baby'?"</i><br>
It's a cat. On a washing line. Somebody has replaced your security guidelines with a cat on a washing line. Tim stares at the floor, his cheeks burning red.<br>
You silently reset the wallpaper to the security checklist and switch off the computer.<br>
"I'll send someone over to rebuild your machine. Don't touch anything until then."
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="sallyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div><div id="container2" class="sallyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<set $caffienated += 1>>
<<if $caffienated eq 0>>
<html>
<img id="coffee_mug1" src="images/coffee.gif">
<h1 id="page_coffee">Get A Coffee</h1>
<div id="containercoffee" class="text">
You needed that.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="coffee_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<elseif $caffienated eq 1>>
<html>
<img id="coffee_mug1" src="images/coffee.gif">
<h1 id="page_coffee">Get A Coffee</h1>
<div id="containercoffee" class="text">
You needed that.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="coffee_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<elseif $caffienated eq 2>>
<html>
<img id="coffee_mug1" src="images/coffee.gif">
<h1 id="page_coffee">Get A Coffee</h1>
<div id="containercoffee" class="text">
Ahhh, now you're getting there.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="coffee_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<elseif $caffienated eq 3>>
<html>
<img id="coffee_mug1" src="images/coffee.gif">
<h1 id="page_coffee">Get A Coffee</h1>
<div id="containercoffee" class="text">
You slug back a coffee and notice your eyeballs have started gently vibrating.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="coffee_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<elseif $caffienated gte 3>>
<html>
</div> <img id="coffee_mug1" src="images/coffee.png">
<h1 id="page_coffee">Get A Coffee</h1>
</html>
<div id="containercoffee" class="text">
<<print either ("//glug.// You can hear colours.", "//glug.// You can smell words.", "//glug.// You can taste feelings.", "//glug.// You're more coffee than person now.", "//glug.// Your brain is shaking.", "//glug.// Your teeth are sweating.", "//glug.// Your guts will not thank you for this.")>>
</div>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="coffee_b text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Head back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<<endif>>
<<set $completedtasks += 1>>
<html>
<img id="cmyk" src="images/cmyk.gif">
<h1 id="page_cmyk">Refill Printer Ink</h1>
<div id="containercmyk" class="ticketstext">
This really isn't your job. It's basically Lego for heaven’s sake. And who even prints stuff out anymore? <i>‘What’s next?’ </i> you think to yourself, <i>‘Fax…stuff?’</i><br> You’ve never used a fax machine</div></html>
<<set $printerrefill to "true">><div id="wrappertop">
<div id="onebutton" class="cymkb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Refill the dumb printer and go back to your desk|Your desk]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper">
<div id="onebutton" class="cymkb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Refill the dumb printer and get another coffee|Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<html>
<img id="time" src="images/clock.gif">
<h1 id="page_clock">Go to the Call</h1>
<div id="containerclock" class="text">
You pick up the phone, dial in to the call and lean back. Rachel begins her sales pitch and your eyes gently glaze over as the shadows move across your desk.<br>
Suddenly everything snaps into focus. Your mouth is dry. It's almost dark outside. You've been talking, but for how long? Days could have passed for all you know.<br>
As the call begins to wind-up you briefly mourn your planned update. There's always tomorrow.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper">
<div id="onebutton" class="clockb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<set $completedtasks += 1>>
<<set $dayfinished to "true">>
<<set $updatestarted to "true">><html><img id="headset" src="images/headset.gif"><h1 id="page_update">Start the Update</h1> <div id="containerupdate" class="text">OK. This is it. Time to get stuck into some real work. You take a sip of coffee and crack your knuckles.<br>
<i>“Knock-knock!”</i><br>
Of course. Like clockwork.<br>
<i>“Hey, uh, you’re not busy are you?”</i><br>
You turn around. Brian is nudging one of his sheepish junior sales team towards you.<br>
<i>“Rachel here has her first client call in ten and she could really use someone technical there. You know, just in case.”</i><br>
You look Brian square in the eye and vow never to plug his monitor in again.
"Sure. No problem."</div></html><div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="updateb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="set530();">[[Join Rachel on the call|Go to call]]</div></div><br>
<<set $completedtasks += 1>>
<html>
<img id="fire" src="images/firewall.png">
<h1 id="page_network">Fix the Firewall Vulnerability</h1>
<div id="containernetwork" class="ticketstext">
A recent network scan revealed a minor security vulnerability in your firewall. It's not a major emergency, but now's a good time to get some new policies written. </div></html><<set $vpnfixed to "true">>
<div id="wrappertop">
<div id="onebutton" class="networkb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Fix the firewall |Your desk]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper">
<div id="onebutton" class="networkb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Fix the firewall and get a coffee|Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<if $updatestarted and $printerrefill and $vpnfixed is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/nothing.png">
<h1 id="page_empty">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containerempty" class="text">
There's nothing pressing right now.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="emptyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your emails]]</div></div>
<<elseif $printerrefill and $vpnfixed and $brianfixed is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/empty.png">
<h1 id="page_empty">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containerempty" class="text">
You stare at your empty ticket queue in disbelief. Could this be it?
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="emptyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Start the update]]</div></div>
<<elseif $printerrefill and $vpnfixed is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/nothing.png">
<h1 id="page_empty">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containerempty" class="text">
Nothing pressing. Time to hit those emails.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrappertop"><div id="onebutton" class="emptyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your emails]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="emptyb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Take a break]]</div></div>
<<elseif $printerrefill is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/one.png">
<h1 id="page_one">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containeroner" class="text">
One down, one to go, then maybe you can get started on that update.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="oneb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Fix the firewall vulnerability]]</div></div>
<<elseif $vpnfixed is "true">>
<html>
<img id="desk" src="images/one.png">
<h1 id="page_one">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containeroner" class="text">
One down, one to go, then maybe you can get started on that update.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="oneb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Refill printer ink]]</div></div>
<<else>>
<html>
<img id="image" src="images/password.png">
<h1 id="page_password">Check Your Open Service Tickets</h1>
<div id="containerpassword" class="ticketstext">
Phew. OK. No fires to fight yet. You flick past everything that could be fixed with a reboot in search of something more interesting. Get through these and you might even get a chance to start rolling out a crucial update later on.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="passwordb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Fix the firewall vulnerability]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="passwordb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Refill printer ink]]</div></div>
<<endif>>
<<set $nice += 1>>
<<set $niceemail to "true">>
<html><img id="nicee" src="images/nice.gif"><h1 id="page_nicee">Send a Nice Company-Wide Email</h1> <div id="containernicee" class="text">
From: IT Service Desk | Sent: 04 June 2015 10:50<br>
To: [ALL] | Subject: Email Security Policy Refresher<br>
Importance: High<br>
Hi everyone, This morning one of our desktops was compromised by a malicious email attachment. Now seems like a good time to remind everyone of our email security policies, which I've attached.<br>
The general rule is don't open anything weird. If you need additional software to open an attachment, don't. If you don't recognise the sender, don't open it. I will never yell at you for running an email by me. I will definitely yell at you if you install a trojan on the network.<br>
Thanks
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="niceeb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[The end of the day]]</div></div>
<<set $breaks += 1>>
<html>
<img id="break" src="images/break.gif">
<h1 id="page_break">Take A Break</h1></html><div id="containerbreak" class="text"><<print either ("You start an argument on Twitter.", "You browse some forums.", "You get as far as www.linkedin and then think better of it.", "You stretch your legs and do a lap of the office. No one talks to you and that's 100% fine.", "You ignore a stranger's baby pictures on Facebook.", "You look at some cats on reddit.")>>
</div>
<div id="wrappertop"><div id="onebutton" class="breakb2 text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your open service tickets]]</div></div>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="breakb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Check your emails]]</div><div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="breakb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<set $angry += 1>>
<<set $angryemail to "true">><html><img id="angrye" src="images/nasty.gif"><h1 id="page_angrye">Send an Angry Company-Wide Email</h1> <div id="containerangrye" class="text">
From: IT Service Desk | Sent: 04 June 2015 10:50<br>
To: [ALL] | Subject: Email Security Policy Refresher<br>
Importance: High<br>
This morning one of our desktops was compromised by a malicious email attachment.<br>
I've gone over this a thousand times with you: don't download unusual attachments, and PLEASE don't run any .exe files.<br>
If you're unsure, ask me. Not your desk buddy. Not anyone who says they're "good at computers". Every time this happens it takes a day away from me or one of my team.<br>
That delays everything we've got on, including any other requests you have.<br>
For the last time, READ THE EMAIL SECURITY POLICIES ON YOUR DESKTOPS.
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="onebutton" class="angrye text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[The end of the day]]</div></div>
<<set $angry += 1>>
<html>
<img id="angry" src="images/angry_man.gif">
<h1 id="page_angry">Seriously, Brian?</h1>
<div id="containerangry" class="text">
"SERIOUSLY BRIAN, AGAIN?"<br>
You can feel your face turning red.<br>
"IF – NO, <i>WHEN</i> THIS ONE BREAKS TOO, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME."<br>
You throw the rice cakes away. Brian just chews, placid as a cow.<br>
Of course he’ll come to you. They always do.<br>
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="angryb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div><div id="container2" class="angryb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Your desk]] </div></div>
<<set $nice += 1>>
<html>
<img id="rice" src="images/rice.png">
<h1 id="page_rice">Explain about Rice Cakes</h1>
<div id="containerrice" class="text">
<i>"Got a little rice-cake action going on there, eh Brian?"</i><br>
Your voice is a little strained, but you're holding things together.<br>
<i>"Thing is, Brian-"</i> You take a breath.<br>
<i>"The thing, B-Man, is that when you put rice cakes in your computer, it tends to stop working. Think of it as a compatibility issue."</i><br>
Brian isn't listening. He looks serene as a dog in the sun.<br>
You gently move his rice cakes to a nearby plate and make a mental note to clean his motherboard sooner rather than later.<br>
</div>
</html>
<div id="wrapper"><div id="container1" class="riceb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementTime();">[[Your desk]]</div><div id="container2" class="riceb text two animated infinite pulse" onclick="incrementBy5();">[[Get a coffee]]</div></div>
<<if $niceemail is "true">>
<html>
<h1 id="page_end">The End</h1>
<div id="containerend" class="text">
You open up your inbox for one last time today. Amongst the white noise of the afternoon you see emails from three separate users with the subject line "Strange attachment - wanted to run by you first"<br>
You blink at the screen. You've done it.<br>
They've just saved you hours of work. They're <i> learning.<br> </i>
</div>
<div id="containerend" class="text">
Tomorrow you'll shower them with coffee and pastries. You shed a tear and pass out on your keyboard.</div></html>
<<elseif $angryemail is "true">>
<html><h1 id="page_end">The End</h1> <div id="containerend" class="text">You log off in a huff. They'll never get it. More mess to clean up tomorrow. Maybe it's time to ramp up the site-blocker restrictions. That'll learn 'em.
</div></html><<endif>>
<div id="container-outcome">
<div id="container-inner">
<img id="breaks" src="images/end-break.png">
You took <<print $breaks -=1>> break(s).
</div><hr>
<div id="container-inner">
<img id="breaks" src="images/end-coffee.png">
You drank <<print $caffienated>> coffee(s). <<if $caffienated gte 4>>You're probably not sleeping tonight.<<endif>>
<hr>
</div><div id="container-inner">
<img id="breaks" src="images/end-character.png">
<<if $niceemail is "true">>You kept your cool. For the most part.<<endif>><<if $angryemail is "true">>Breathe. Just breathe. You could've gone a little easier on your users. They're dummies, but they're //your// dummies."
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Not-Julie traces her finger up and down the monitor.<br>
"...uhhh- yes, it says here the property manager is doing maintenance this morning."<br>
"Oh. OK. Can you make sure people sign the visitor book in future?"<br>
Not-Julie nods.
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"Sorry, who are you again?"<br>
<i> "Oh, I'm Kate,"</i> <br>
Kate points to her ID badge.<br>
<i> "They brought me in to cover Julie's morning shifts."</i><br>
You peer over Kate's desk to the empty visitor book on the counter.<br>
<i> "Is this about the man upstairs? I've been told the property manager's doing some work."</i><br>
"Oh. OK. Can you make sure people sign in from now on?"<br>
Kate starts to nod but you're already walking away.
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Today wasn't your finest, but no-one said managing users was going to be all beer and skittles. There's always tomorrow.
You trudge towards the station and wonder if there's any pizza left on special offer.
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